This gummy bear is a very interesting character. Throughout the entire video he is wearing very small yellow underwear. They are so tight that his crack is showing. He hops around throughout the video and supposes to be a jolly singing gummy bear but yet he should not be able to move so freely because his pants are so tight. I’m also trying to figure out what does the car has to do with anything and why does the car have hydraulics. Also, why does he attempt to play a tuba, he is a singer not a band member. This video overall is very random, however it does relate to the lyrics a little bit.
Gummybear...Gummybear...Gummybear. I have just one question for you. HOW? How can 1 gummybear in yellow underwear manage to f*** up the entire gummybear species? I hope after you made this video, the other gummybears took you and melted you down and made some type of jello out you. You know this just isn't right Mr. Green Gummybear. First of all, who told you that you could pull off bright yellow. And especially as underwear. Now if you're going to be parading around in underwear for the world to see, at least let it be in underwear that matches your complexion...(or food dye coloring)! Maybe then the sight of you grabbing your crotchless area will be more amusing. Unless….wait a minute…those underwear were originally white weren’t they? You sick nasty freak! And what’s with the appearing-disappearing mustache you got going on throughout the music video. I mean one minute I see stubble, then you look all waxed and plastic on around your upper lip. Oh I’m sorry, it’s just that I didn’t know gummybears had that 5 0’clock shadow that you THOUGHT was supposed to make them look all rugged and stale looking. Another question. This may or may not be intended, but is that a bite taken out of your ear there on the right side? Okay-Okay, so making a dumb video about the obvious fact that you’re a gummybear is more important than seeking medical attention for those two holes that have taken out your ear. No…sure…you’re a great role model for the younger gummybear generation. Let me tell you something green boogerbear….if it were me that would have been around while you were even thinking about making this video, it would have been two bullets poppin’ a cap in your a** instead of two bites strategically placed around your ear for trying-to-look-cute purposes. You know what, I believe you did that to yourself. There’s no way a human could have taken that small of a bite out of you. Just admit it. JUST ADMIT IT. There was something that told me that you were sadomasochistic. I don’t know if it was the fact that you were knocking yourself out with the microphone or the fact that you were riding a bull while in yellow underwear. Man, you have to learn to pick your fetishes, but showing buttcrack while dancing is not advised. And I’m not even going to mention anything about the purple Cadillac while you’re throwing up gang signs. Again, this is where I would have popped a cap in you’re a**. You know what irritates me the most, the fact that at the end of the video you wanted to make like Nelly and pretend as if what you did was only just a dream. Here’s some advice, stop pretending and own up to your stupidity. The next time you feel like becoming a character that can sing and dance, audition for the next Shrek movie. Something tells me you would fit right in with Pinnochio and his pink thong.
Did someone take a bite of his left ear?! I have to admit this song is catchy and I jammed to it but I didn't know gummi bears could play the tuba or travel around the world. And this says english version but I think only the chorus is english because what in the world is he saying in between. That gummi bear can DANCE though!
I must admit, the hydrolics in his car are BEASTLY!!! As for the verses of the song, I'm sure they recorded a baby speak jibberish one day, and then made a song about it! I really don't see how that relates to a partially eaten (notice the ear bite mark)gummie bear. Who decided to make a video about a gummie bear who flaunts his butt crack eveywhere too...plumber status.
WTF? If all gummies looked like this one –psychotic like they’re high (on sugar of course), or came alive, I’d probably freak the h*** out and cry. Gummies are my favorite type of candy, since when have they come in bright yellow track –shorts and sneakers and creeper faces?
This gummy bear is a very interesting character. Throughout the entire video he is wearing very small yellow underwear. They are so tight that his crack is showing. He hops around throughout the video and supposes to be a jolly singing gummy bear but yet he should not be able to move so freely because his pants are so tight. I’m also trying to figure out what does the car has to do with anything and why does the car have hydraulics. Also, why does he attempt to play a tuba, he is a singer not a band member. This video overall is very random, however it does relate to the lyrics a little bit.
ReplyDeleteGummybear...Gummybear...Gummybear. I have just one question for you. HOW? How can 1 gummybear in yellow underwear manage to f*** up the entire gummybear species? I hope after you made this video, the other gummybears took you and melted you down and made some type of jello out you. You know this just isn't right Mr. Green Gummybear. First of all, who told you that you could pull off bright yellow. And especially as underwear. Now if you're going to be parading around in underwear for the world to see, at least let it be in underwear that matches your complexion...(or food dye coloring)! Maybe then the sight of you grabbing your crotchless area will be more amusing. Unless….wait a minute…those underwear were originally white weren’t they? You sick nasty freak! And what’s with the appearing-disappearing mustache you got going on throughout the music video. I mean one minute I see stubble, then you look all waxed and plastic on around your upper lip. Oh I’m sorry, it’s just that I didn’t know gummybears had that 5 0’clock shadow that you THOUGHT was supposed to make them look all rugged and stale looking. Another question. This may or may not be intended, but is that a bite taken out of your ear there on the right side? Okay-Okay, so making a dumb video about the obvious fact that you’re a gummybear is more important than seeking medical attention for those two holes that have taken out your ear. No…sure…you’re a great role model for the younger gummybear generation. Let me tell you something green boogerbear….if it were me that would have been around while you were even thinking about making this video, it would have been two bullets poppin’ a cap in your a** instead of two bites strategically placed around your ear for trying-to-look-cute purposes. You know what, I believe you did that to yourself. There’s no way a human could have taken that small of a bite out of you. Just admit it. JUST ADMIT IT. There was something that told me that you were sadomasochistic. I don’t know if it was the fact that you were knocking yourself out with the microphone or the fact that you were riding a bull while in yellow underwear. Man, you have to learn to pick your fetishes, but showing buttcrack while dancing is not advised. And I’m not even going to mention anything about the purple Cadillac while you’re throwing up gang signs. Again, this is where I would have popped a cap in you’re a**. You know what irritates me the most, the fact that at the end of the video you wanted to make like Nelly and pretend as if what you did was only just a dream. Here’s some advice, stop pretending and own up to your stupidity. The next time you feel like becoming a character that can sing and dance, audition for the next Shrek movie. Something tells me you would fit right in with Pinnochio and his pink thong.
ReplyDeleteDid someone take a bite of his left ear?! I have to admit this song is catchy and I jammed to it but I didn't know gummi bears could play the tuba or travel around the world. And this says english version but I think only the chorus is english because what in the world is he saying in between. That gummi bear can DANCE though!
ReplyDeleteI must admit, the hydrolics in his car are BEASTLY!!! As for the verses of the song, I'm sure they recorded a baby speak jibberish one day, and then made a song about it! I really don't see how that relates to a partially eaten (notice the ear bite mark)gummie bear. Who decided to make a video about a gummie bear who flaunts his butt crack eveywhere too...plumber status.
ReplyDeleteWTF? If all gummies looked like this one –psychotic like they’re high (on sugar of course), or came alive, I’d probably freak the h*** out and cry. Gummies are my favorite type of candy, since when have they come in bright yellow track –shorts and sneakers and creeper faces?
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