First off, this is the longest music video I have ever seen in my life. This video was literally ten minutes long; majority of the video is spent portraying a movie-like scene. When Lady Gaga actually starts singing, her lyrics as well as Beyonce’s lyrics does not relate to the video at all. She mentions that she’s in the club and her phone is ringing but in the video she is inside of a prison. The video as a whole does not fit the scenes that were displayed in the lyrics.
Starting off...older women in skimpy clothes...? I am not a fan of wrinkly cottage cheese, but they have manly voices. I really don't know if they are guys or girls. Anywho, so she's got no service in the club, but she's in jail...I was unaware that jail was a club people tried to get into these days. And we move to her "being a bad girl" (5:07) and aggressively eating what looks like a hunny bun...alright, I can dig it. What's strange is how they managed to take a song about their phones being blown up in the club, to a girl-on-girl Bonnie and Clyde situation, to a diner where the Queen B kills Tyrese Gibson, to a Lady Gaga version of a sandwich making cooking channel where they put poison in all the food and kill everyone in the diner. WHERE IS THIS WOMANS HEAD AT?!?! Too much time inside an egg.....
So, I’m actually not that surprised since Lady Gaga is queen of WTF’s. But I don’t ever get her; I don’t think anyone does. WTF is up with the prisoner outfits that look rather outlandish and provocative, especially unrealistically with the heels. I also wish I knew why Gaga’s “shades” were made of cigarettes (1:25), because that obviously attracted that creeper dude who started randomly making out with her. Nonetheless, I give her props for her ridiculous invention for hair curlers from soda cans (2:17). It’s pretty clever, not going to lie. But what’s stupid is how she gets right out of jail and then goes on a spree to kill a diner full of people with her sidekick Beyonce. (SIGH) oh Gaga, WTF…
Who or what is she kissing in the beginning? A man, a woman, a transvestite...Why does she have soda cans in her hair and why when she begins the the song she says she has no service in the club when she's clearly in prison. When she was in the court yard the announcer said Beyonce was on the line, so is Beyonce her lover, what? The shameless plug for that Virgin Mobil phone was so stupid. I know Lady Gaga doesn't own that boring phone so why would anyone buy it? And here comes Beyonce who bails her out and they share ONE bite of a honey bun! Once again the song is about not wanting to answer your phone while clubbing but Beyonce's poisoning her boyfriend and Lady Gaga makes a poison sandwich with another shameless plug for nasty Miracle Whip!Finally to conclude this 9 minutes and 30 seconds of confusion they poison the whole diner, dance around all the dead bodies, and flee in the "Pussy Wagon"...SMH. She FAILED miserably at trying to be like Michael Jackson and making her music videos into mini movies-Thriller made sense!
Lady Gaga, how are you all of a sudden that special to where you can have different outfits in jail. Where could you possibly be getting them from? Are they on a rack somewhere in your jail cell? I don't get it. And at (1:28), why are you walking into an exercise yard with cigarette sunglasses on and chains around your outfit? I don't know if anyone cared to make a mention of this to you, but the chains could become a little binding when you go to lift those weights. That's after you get done frenching that guy...woman....no, guy...no, woman...?!?. And at (2:18), how is a jail cell going to be that big? I guess they had you fill out an accomodation form and you circled jail suite instead of jail cell, huh. Oh, and at the end when Beyonce makes Lady Gaga promise that they will never come back...I was thinking that not ever coming back would be a given after commiting mass murder. But, you know what was I thinking?
First off, this is the longest music video I have ever seen in my life. This video was literally ten minutes long; majority of the video is spent portraying a movie-like scene. When Lady Gaga actually starts singing, her lyrics as well as Beyonce’s lyrics does not relate to the video at all. She mentions that she’s in the club and her phone is ringing but in the video she is inside of a prison. The video as a whole does not fit the scenes that were displayed in the lyrics.
ReplyDeleteStarting off...older women in skimpy clothes...? I am not a fan of wrinkly cottage cheese, but they have manly voices. I really don't know if they are guys or girls. Anywho, so she's got no service in the club, but she's in jail...I was unaware that jail was a club people tried to get into these days. And we move to her "being a bad girl" (5:07) and aggressively eating what looks like a hunny bun...alright, I can dig it. What's strange is how they managed to take a song about their phones being blown up in the club, to a girl-on-girl Bonnie and Clyde situation, to a diner where the Queen B kills Tyrese Gibson, to a Lady Gaga version of a sandwich making cooking channel where they put poison in all the food and kill everyone in the diner. WHERE IS THIS WOMANS HEAD AT?!?! Too much time inside an egg.....
ReplyDeleteSo, I’m actually not that surprised since Lady Gaga is queen of WTF’s. But I don’t ever get her; I don’t think anyone does. WTF is up with the prisoner outfits that look rather outlandish and provocative, especially unrealistically with the heels. I also wish I knew why Gaga’s “shades” were made of cigarettes (1:25), because that obviously attracted that creeper dude who started randomly making out with her. Nonetheless, I give her props for her ridiculous invention for hair curlers from soda cans (2:17). It’s pretty clever, not going to lie. But what’s stupid is how she gets right out of jail and then goes on a spree to kill a diner full of people with her sidekick Beyonce. (SIGH) oh Gaga, WTF…
ReplyDeleteWho or what is she kissing in the beginning? A man, a woman, a transvestite...Why does she have soda cans in her hair and why when she begins the the song she says she has no service in the club when she's clearly in prison. When she was in the court yard the announcer said Beyonce was on the line, so is Beyonce her lover, what? The shameless plug for that Virgin Mobil phone was so stupid. I know Lady Gaga doesn't own that boring phone so why would anyone buy it? And here comes Beyonce who bails her out and they share ONE bite of a honey bun! Once again the song is about not wanting to answer your phone while clubbing but Beyonce's poisoning her boyfriend and Lady Gaga makes a poison sandwich with another shameless plug for nasty Miracle Whip!Finally to conclude this 9 minutes and 30 seconds of confusion they poison the whole diner, dance around all the dead bodies, and flee in the "Pussy Wagon"...SMH. She FAILED miserably at trying to be like Michael Jackson and making her music videos into mini movies-Thriller made sense!
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga, how are you all of a sudden that special to where you can have different outfits in jail. Where could you possibly be getting them from? Are they on a rack somewhere in your jail cell? I don't get it. And at (1:28), why are you walking into an exercise yard with cigarette sunglasses on and chains around your outfit? I don't know if anyone cared to make a mention of this to you, but the chains could become a little binding when you go to lift those weights. That's after you get done frenching that guy...woman....no, guy...no, woman...?!?. And at (2:18), how is a jail cell going to be that big? I guess they had you fill out an accomodation form and you circled jail suite instead of jail cell, huh. Oh, and at the end when Beyonce makes Lady Gaga promise that they will never come back...I was thinking that not ever coming back would be a given after commiting mass murder. But, you know what was I thinking?
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